By Alex Myers
From sports to TV to politics (OK, so mostly the first
two), we offer five hot topics that are sure to liven up your round of golf:
1. Kansas City Royals: This team simply can't lose! After
coming back from a 7-3 deficit in their one-game wildcard playoff against
Oakland, the Royals swept the Angels and the Orioles to reach the World Series
for the first time since 1985. That also happened to be the last time this
franchise was even relevant. Four of their eight playoff wins have come in
extra innings and another two victories have come by one run. Can you say
"team of destiny"?
2. San Francisco Giants: Not so fast, says this Bay-area
team that may be even more charmed. The Giants also had to survive a one-game
playoff and they've won two extra-inning games, including an 18-inning marathon
against the Washington Nationals. The Giants finished off the St. Louis
Cardinals in the NLCS thanks to a walk-off home run by a guy who hit three
home runs all season. They'll be looking for their third World Series title in
five years when the Fall Classic commences on Tuesday. We're rooting for the
Royals to win because their fans have been waiting so long and because superfan
Paul Rudd (below) will probably throw another keg
party at his mom's house.
A celebrity Kansas City Royals fan? That's original.
3. Ebola: Eh, let's not talk about Ebola. This stuff is
awful.
4. NBA game length: The NBA regular season -- like every
regular season besides the NFL -- is too long. We all know that. But instead of
shortening from 82 games, the NBA is thinking of making games shorter. Four
minutes shorter. The thought is to have less wear and tear on players and to
speed up the games. The problem is no players come close to averaging playing a
full 48 minutes per game or even 44 minutes (Carmelo Anthony led the league at
38.7 minutes) so how is this benefitting them exactly? And if you want to
shorten the length of the games, here's an easier solution: Don't give each
team EIGHT timeouts per game!
5. Eating... mattresses?: This week in "what my
fiancee made me watch on TV" focuses on a TLC show called "Strange
Addictions." On this particular episode, there was a young woman who has
been eating foam mattresses for 20 years. Yes, she actually tears foam out of
various mattresses -- often sneaking/grazing around her house -- and eats it.
Thanks, TLC. Suddenly, my addiction to soda and Chili's doesn't seem so bad.
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