Four old-timers were playing their
weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on
Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the
golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said,
"Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here
early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning
arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game
cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her
eyes off it.
Number 2 guy says, "My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in
brochures."
Number 3 guy says, "Well my wife
is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the
group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds. "I can't
believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my
wife on the butt and said, Well Babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for
either sex or golf".
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