I have always loved golf course superintendents that have a sense of humor. Since all too many golfers take the sport too seriously, it is always nice to lighten it up a little. I have collected these over time and if you have any others please email them to me sam@essentiallygolf.com or send them to me on Facebook.
Golf.
It sucks the life right out of you, yet many of us keep going back for
more punishment over and over again. I honestly don’t know why we do it,
but we do.
As Tripp and Tyler
astutely point out, “The vast majority of us suck at golf, yet for some
reason we subject ourselves to the same rules as professionals.” Which,
as they also state, “is silly.”
So to make life better for the average non-pro golfer they have come
up with a new set of golf rules perfect for the average duffer.
According to Tripp and Tyler’s awesome new golf rules for non-professionals…
— You get one mulligan for every dollar spent on greens fees.
— You also get one do-over for every dollar spent on greens fees as well.
— When you hit your ball into the woods you no longer have to find your ball. You just need to find “a ball.”
You can also do this…
They also have new rules for sand traps, water hazards, course etiquette, the fairway and more.
Yep, golf just got a whole lot more and a whole lot more fun!
